Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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