we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
