well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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