he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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