Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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