Bisexual people are plain selfish.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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