dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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