It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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