Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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