pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize