on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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