do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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