I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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