She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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