Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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