I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
