we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
