if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm too high and old for this...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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