all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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