Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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