Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
In America we eat man semen.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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