Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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