I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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