My hand turned me down
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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