Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
MIDGETS
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We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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