It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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