We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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