ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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