Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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