Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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