All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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