So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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