I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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