they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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