can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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