No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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