Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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