how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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