The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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