Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Alive.
So much puke
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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