he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize