Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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