More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
and she was petting her beer can
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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