There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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