just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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