I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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