Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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