Whod you bang
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
