somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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