Got a toothbrush?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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