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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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