What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I would ride that face into the sunset
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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