i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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