no. you can't hotbox the world.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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