Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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