Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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